I'm at this restaurant waiting for my dinner
I could eat a whole horse, bring me my dinner
I've been sitting at this table for the last hour
They haven't even brought me my appetizer
I'm so hungry - Where the hell is my food?
I'm so hungry - My waiter's so rude?
I'm so hungry - Where the hell is my food?
I'm so hungry!
I don't understand what's taking so long
Other customers, they've come and gone (what, do they have to go KILL the chicken?)
The breadsticks were stale, the salad was wilted
The waiter's a dick and I'm feeling jilted
I'm so hungry - Where the hell is my food?
I'm so hungry - My waiter's so rude?
I'm so hungry - Where the hell is my food?
I'm so hungry!
Waiter! Waiter!
Let me speak to your manager!
The food's cold and your service sucks!
You want a tip, well you're outta luck, Chuck!
I'm so hungry - Let's get the hell out of here!
I'm so hungry - Let's go grab a beer
I'm so hungry - Let's get the hell out of here!
I'm so hungry!
Yelp's gonna hear about this!
credits
from Food Metal,
released August 26, 2016
Music and lyrics by James Perry
All instruments and vocals by James Perry