Matzah ball soup
Matzah ball soup
I don't want no stinking carrot in my
Matzah ball soup
I want chicken broth, and maybe some noodles
Then I'll wash it all down with some nice noodle kugel
I'll add some coconut macaroons for dessert
And don't you try to stop me or you're gonna get hurt
I don't wanna hear you kvetch or complain
You should know my gallbladder is causing me pain
I've been sitting through this Seder for nearly three hours
Don't make me use my gefilte fish powers
Matzah ball soup
Matzah ball soup
Hard boiled eggs
A nice side of liver
If I gotta ask you pass the salt one more time you ain't
Getting no dinner
A bowl of beef borscht
I made it with onions
I'm tired of brisket
These shoes are killing my bunions
I don't you wanna hear you kvetching or whining
We all your mother's turkey ain't exactly fine dining
Been sitting through this Seder for nearly three hours
Don't wanna make me use my gefilte fish powers
Matzah ball soup
Matzah ball soup
Give me some matzah ball soup
Matzah ball soup
credits
from Food Metal,
released August 26, 2016
Music by Jessica Chan and James Perry
Lyrics by Eric Gottesman
Lead guitar by Ayashii Tsumori; all other instruments by James Perry
Lead vocal by Eric Gottesman; backing vocal by James Perry