Rocker chick: Are we ready for WHITESNAKE?!?
Rocker dude: Yeah, this show's gonna rock, I can't wait!
Rocker chick: Come on, the show's gonna start, let's go!
Rocker dude: Ah, hold on, I gotta go pee
Rocker chick: *knocking* Hurry up, I gotta go too!
Rocker dude: Hold your horses, I'm almost done. Alright, I'm finished, go ahead.
Rocker chick: UGH! Holy crap man! It stinks in here! What did you eat?
Can you guess what I ate? Asparagus!
Don't the texture or the taste
This vegetable's such a waste (ugh, what did you eat?)
It makes my pee smell so bad
This is the worst food I ever had
Can you guess what I ate? Asparagus!
Can you guess what I ate? Asparagus!
Can you guess what I ate? Asparagus!
Can you guess what I ate? Asparagus!
Don't steam or fry it, or microwave
There's no way to cook it to make me crave!
Don't ever put it on my plate
Asparagus, I really hate!
Can you guess what I ate? Asparagus!
Can you guess what I ate? Asparagus!
Can you guess what I ate? Asparagus!
Can you guess what I ate? Asparagus!
Ugh!
Can you guess what I ate? Asparagus!
Can you guess what I ate? Asparagus!
Can you guess what I ate? Asparagus!
Can you guess what I ate? Asparagus!
Asparagus!
credits
from Food Metal,
released August 26, 2016
Music by James Perry
Lyrics and intro skit by Corinne Pickett, Daniel Sotirhos, and James Perry
All instruments by James Perry
Lead vocal by James Perry; spoken and backing vocals by Corinne Pickett and Callie Calamari
