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Food Metal

by Food Metal

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1.	Midnight Snack 04:21		buy track
2.	Fries 03:25	lyrics	buy track
Fast food Hamburgers on your mind Fast food Go forth, here's what you'll find Would you like some fries or an apple pie A medium Coke, it's all joke Would you like some fries in a super size Here is your change, it's so deranged Chicken nuggets Baked potato on the side Chicken nuggets Fast food will make you die! Would you like some fries or an apple pie A medium Coke, it's all joke Would you like some fries in a super size Here is your change, it's so deranged
3.	Clear Your Plate 02:58	lyrics	buy track
You don't like lima beans You don't like Brussels sprouts You don't wanna eat your greens You just wanna spit it out! You don't like Shake N Bake You don't wanna eat tofu You just wanna eat your cake But your mother says to you Clear your plate Eat your beans You'll get no dessert If you don't clear your plate Clear your plate If you don't use a spoon I'll put you in your place I'll send you to your room! If you don't wash your face Broccoli is good for you You should eat your cabbage too Have a helping of beef stew So now I say to you Clear your plate Eat your beans You'll get no dessert If you don't clear your plate Clear your plate Clear your plate Eat your beans You'll get no dessert If you don't clear your plate Clear your plate
4.	Pass the Beets 05:19	lyrics	buy track
I'm so sad and lonely Can you feel my heart at beat? And I am so hungry Won't you please pass me the beets? I just wanna love you I don't want nobody else No won't you make me dinner? 'Cause I can't cook for myself Pass me the beets, ah-ah Pass me the beets, ah-ah Pass me the beets, ah-ah Pass me the beets, ah-ah Don't you ever leave me 'Cause without I would die (without you I would die) Now let's get to eating Have ourselves chicken pot pie (have ourselves chicken pot pie) All my dreams and wishes They come true when you are here (when you are near) Now won't you wash the dishes? (Won't you wash the dishes?) I'll watch TV and drink beer (I'll watch TV and drink beer) Pass me the beets, ah-ah Pass me the beets, ah-ah Pass me the beets, ah-ah Pass me the beets, ah-ah Sometimes beets, they come in a can And now baby I'm sure you're cooking for... another man But baby if you could see your way clear And take away these frozen pot pies and cheap beer A niçoise salad, some borscht, anything will do Pass me the beets honey, the rest is up to you Pass me the beets! Pass me the beets, ah-ah Pass me the beets, ah-ah Pass me the beets, ah-ah Pass me the beets, ah-ah
5.	Where The Hell Is My Food? 04:28	lyrics	buy track
I'm at this restaurant waiting for my dinner I could eat a whole horse, bring me my dinner I've been sitting at this table for the last hour They haven't even brought me my appetizer I'm so hungry - Where the hell is my food? I'm so hungry - My waiter's so rude? I'm so hungry - Where the hell is my food? I'm so hungry! I don't understand what's taking so long Other customers, they've come and gone (what, do they have to go KILL the chicken?) The breadsticks were stale, the salad was wilted The waiter's a dick and I'm feeling jilted I'm so hungry - Where the hell is my food? I'm so hungry - My waiter's so rude? I'm so hungry - Where the hell is my food? I'm so hungry! Waiter! Waiter! Let me speak to your manager! The food's cold and your service sucks! You want a tip, well you're outta luck, Chuck! I'm so hungry - Let's get the hell out of here! I'm so hungry - Let's go grab a beer I'm so hungry - Let's get the hell out of here! I'm so hungry! Yelp's gonna hear about this!
6.	Asparagus (Can You Guess What I Ate?) 03:09	lyrics	buy track
Rocker chick: Are we ready for WHITESNAKE?!? Rocker dude: Yeah, this show's gonna rock, I can't wait! Rocker chick: Come on, the show's gonna start, let's go! Rocker dude: Ah, hold on, I gotta go pee Rocker chick: knocking Hurry up, I gotta go too! Rocker dude: Hold your horses, I'm almost done. Alright, I'm finished, go ahead. Rocker chick: UGH! Holy crap man! It stinks in here! What did you eat? Can you guess what I ate? Asparagus! Don't the texture or the taste This vegetable's such a waste (ugh, what did you eat?) It makes my pee smell so bad This is the worst food I ever had Can you guess what I ate? Asparagus! Can you guess what I ate? Asparagus! Can you guess what I ate? Asparagus! Can you guess what I ate? Asparagus! Don't steam or fry it, or microwave There's no way to cook it to make me crave! Don't ever put it on my plate Asparagus, I really hate! Can you guess what I ate? Asparagus! Can you guess what I ate? Asparagus! Can you guess what I ate? Asparagus! Can you guess what I ate? Asparagus! Ugh! Can you guess what I ate? Asparagus! Can you guess what I ate? Asparagus! Can you guess what I ate? Asparagus! Can you guess what I ate? Asparagus! Asparagus!
7.	Matzah Ball Soup 03:28	lyrics	buy track
Matzah ball soup Matzah ball soup I don't want no stinking carrot in my Matzah ball soup I want chicken broth, and maybe some noodles Then I'll wash it all down with some nice noodle kugel I'll add some coconut macaroons for dessert And don't you try to stop me or you're gonna get hurt I don't wanna hear you kvetch or complain You should know my gallbladder is causing me pain I've been sitting through this Seder for nearly three hours Don't make me use my gefilte fish powers Matzah ball soup Matzah ball soup Hard boiled eggs A nice side of liver If I gotta ask you pass the salt one more time you ain't Getting no dinner A bowl of beef borscht I made it with onions I'm tired of brisket These shoes are killing my bunions I don't you wanna hear you kvetching or whining We all your mother's turkey ain't exactly fine dining Been sitting through this Seder for nearly three hours Don't wanna make me use my gefilte fish powers Matzah ball soup Matzah ball soup Matzah ball soup Matzah ball soup Come on with the borscht! Matzah ball soup Matzah ball soup Give me some matzah ball soup Matzah ball soup
8.	O Banana 02:54	lyrics	buy track
I want to eat my favorite fruit, it's so awesome Get my daily supply of potassium O banana O banana Bananas grow on trees in a bunch I want to have banana with my lunch! O banana O banana O banana O banana
9.	Salad Bar 04:51	lyrics	buy track
Oh these awful things you say I take a slice of provolone And I take my plastic tray And I sit down all alone My plate is filled with linguine But I feel so empty inside I don't want these carrots and zucchini I think I've lost my appetite I think I took more than I can eat The time has come to admit defeat You left me at the salad bar Tell me - how did we drift so far? The tears roll down my cheeks As I stand in line Eating soup, potato leek Wishing you were still mine The buffet, it's all you can eat But what I do? I don't want these slices of meat All I want is you! I think I took more than I can chew Now I don't want this bowl of stew You left me at the salad bar Tell me - how did we drift so far? You left me at the salad bar! The salad bar! Caesar salad! Caesar salad! The salad bar! The croutons - have you forgotten? The salad bar! You left me at the salad bar!
10.	Cotton Candy 02:26	lyrics	buy track
It is the color pink It is not what you think The sugar comes in threads Flung from a spinning head You buy it at the fair If you were not aware Comes on a paper cone Now let the truth be known Cotton candy Cotton candy It's made from pure sugar The glucose makes you stir The man gives it to you Now you know what to do Your pink treat tastes so good Just like you knew it would Your favorite summer treat It is so good to eat Cotton candy Cotton candy Cotton candy Cotton candy

credits

released August 26, 2016

Recorded, produced, and mixed by James Perry
Mastered by Erie Loch
Cover artwork by Erie Loch

All instruments, vocals, lyrics, and music by James Perry except as follows:
- "Fries": Chorus lead vocal by Callie Calamari, backing vocal by Ayashii Tsumori.
- "Clear Your Plate": Lyrics by Rimma Dreyband and James Perry. Spoken vocal by Rimma Dreyband, backing vocal by Callie Calamari, tantrum by Katie Gillihan, Ev Joy Lokadottr and James Perry.
- "Pass The Beets": Lyrics by James Perry and Iron Chef Benjata. Acoustic guitar by Dino Veloz, spoken vocal by Iron Chef Benjata, backing vocal by Rimma Dreyband.
- "Asparagus (Can You Guess What I Ate?)": lyrics and intro skit by Corinne Pickett, Daniel Sotirhos, and James Perry. Spoken and backing vocals by Corinne Pickett and Callie Calamari
- "Matzah Ball Soup": Lyrics by Eric Gottesman. Music by James Perry and Jessica Chan. Lead vocal by Eric Gottesman, guitar solo by Ayashii Tsumori.
- "Oh Banana": Female vocal by Ev Joy Lokadottr.
- "Salad Bar": Acoustic guitar by Jason Shaw.
- "Cotton Candy": Vocals by Ayashii Tsumori and James Perry.